96 games · every one verified from its listing · updated Aug 12, 2026
Two Point Hospital never made it to phones — the nearest thing is the hospital management sims collected here: lay out the wards, hire the staff, keep the queue moving and the budget breathing. The tone varies from farce to spreadsheet; the loop is the same. Monetisation is verified on every card, because a hospital sim charging you to treat patients faster is a joke that writes itself.
Closest match: President Life Simulator (★4.8 from 89 ratings). No forced ads: Weed Empire: Business Strategy. Solo-built: GovCraft: President Simulator.
No — there is no official phone version. The games here are the closest the platform gets: real layout-and-staffing management, not a clicker with a stethoscope.
The queue has to be a puzzle — rooms, staff and patient flow you can genuinely optimise. If the fix for every bottleneck is a purchase rather than a better floor plan, it is off the list.